Woman, This Is Jeremy Fucking Renner Talking.

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thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking:

There’s just those moments where our man gets an expression that’s half “you’re kidding me” and half “get your fine ass over here” and the admins turn to butter. So this week, the admins are butter and this is your picture for the week!
You know what to do with it then. Caption it, get it on the fucking image and send it fucking in. Caption contest means PRIZES. How do you get one? Caption this pic and send it back to us by 11 p.m. tonight (4 a.m. GMT 07/24/14). Winner gets her very own customized, exclusive, never-to-appear-here-before WTIJFRT! You know you want one, woman, so you know what to do…

Come on women - don’t make me fucking beg.

thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking:

There’s just those moments where our man gets an expression that’s half “you’re kidding me” and half “get your fine ass over here” and the admins turn to butter. So this week, the admins are butter and this is your picture for the week!

You know what to do with it then. Caption it, get it on the fucking image and send it fucking in. Caption contest means PRIZES. How do you get one? Caption this pic and send it back to us by 11 p.m. tonight (4 a.m. GMT 07/24/14). Winner gets her very own customized, exclusive, never-to-appear-here-before WTIJFRT! You know you want one, woman, so you know what to do…

Come on women - don’t make me fucking beg.

Blam (right ovary), BLAM (left ovary). Sigh.

That man should have to have a concealed carry permit….

And you, woman, are our winner this week. Send in your ask. We promise, once the admins get life to stop kicking them in the ass, we’re getting them done!

Why don’t you start by telling me, JFR?

You come on home, JFR. Pizza’s hot and the beer is cold.

You come on home, JFR. Pizza’s hot and the beer is cold.

Cause our man understands the importance of our doggy friends.

Cookies are in the oven, JFR. You bring him home safe.


Yeah, I’m kind of ashamed of myself for that pun.

Don’t care. Giggling like a teenager.

Yeah, I’m kind of ashamed of myself for that pun.

Don’t care. Giggling like a teenager.


Under the bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
This popped immediately into my mind when I saw the picture.

Poor lonely lonely man….your fanwomen will cheer you up.

Under the bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

This popped immediately into my mind when I saw the picture.

Poor lonely lonely man….your fanwomen will cheer you up.

There’s just those moments where our man gets an expression that’s half “you’re kidding me” and half “get your fine ass over here” and the admins turn to butter. So this week, the admins are butter and this is your picture for the week!
You know what to do with it then. Caption it, get it on the fucking image and send it fucking in. Caption contest means PRIZES. How do you get one? Caption this pic and send it back to us by 11 p.m. tonight (4 a.m. GMT 07/24/14). Winner gets her very own customized, exclusive, never-to-appear-here-before WTIJFRT! You know you want one, woman, so you know what to do…

There’s just those moments where our man gets an expression that’s half “you’re kidding me” and half “get your fine ass over here” and the admins turn to butter. So this week, the admins are butter and this is your picture for the week!

You know what to do with it then. Caption it, get it on the fucking image and send it fucking in. Caption contest means PRIZES. How do you get one? Caption this pic and send it back to us by 11 p.m. tonight (4 a.m. GMT 07/24/14). Winner gets her very own customized, exclusive, never-to-appear-here-before WTIJFRT! You know you want one, woman, so you know what to do…

hawkeyforthecup:

and with one final salute, I leave the admins of WTIJFRT. Best of luck to all the fucking fanwomen, and leave them all the smutty things in their boxes because it’s caption contest night.

Thanks for all of your help and your fucking awesomeness, woman. 


After much anticipation (from May 9 to July 8), I finally got my AP test scores.

Because of this and because our man supporting the efforts of his woman makes me all kinds of happy, you’re our winner, woman. Drop us an ask with your prize request. Fucking congratulations.

After much anticipation (from May 9 to July 8), I finally got my AP test scores.

Because of this and because our man supporting the efforts of his woman makes me all kinds of happy, you’re our winner, woman. Drop us an ask with your prize request. Fucking congratulations.


:D

Any and every time, JFR.

:D

Any and every time, JFR.


Mmm…dress shopping with JFR.  Ya know, for when he takes me to the Oscars with him.

Maybe split the difference - lacy dress?

Mmm…dress shopping with JFR.  Ya know, for when he takes me to the Oscars with him.

Maybe split the difference - lacy dress?


Mmm snuggles

Snuggles and curling up with that fuzzy sweater. I’m in.

Mmm snuggles

Snuggles and curling up with that fuzzy sweater. I’m in.


Yeah, yeah, I know it’s his pocket.  A girl can dream though.

Dreaming is what gets you really awesome things, woman!

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s his pocket.  A girl can dream though.

Dreaming is what gets you really awesome things, woman!

As long as it’s rough enough to make the day disappear in comparison, JFR…

As long as it’s rough enough to make the day disappear in comparison, JFR…