Woman, This Is Jeremy Fucking Renner Talking.

Weekends need to be fucking longer. Especially if they could be with him.

—trinsghost

A-fucking-men, right?  

Hey, guess what, Women: I’m ripping myself away from Tumblr and, in fact, most contact with the outside world for a whole weekend.  I’m going up to Connecticut to get in touch with nature and God and all that shit.  This may surprise you, given my ambivalent relationship with nature and prodigal daughter status with the Almighty, but what the fuck can I say, it’s a fun thing to do once a year.  ONLY once a year.  Don’t worry, the queue is all ready to roll, and if y’all want to go ahead and chat on Sunday, knock yourselves out.  Ask and Submit are still open because I trust you not to go crazy if you don’t hear back right away.  

Have a great JFR-filled weekend.